brianfoster.net is the clean archive — resume, old screenshots, the respectable version of the story.
This place is the lab bench. Current software that might ship. Projects that already died. Ideas asleep under a tarp. Physical experiments that smell weird. AI services that sometimes work. Rants that don’t belong in a LinkedIn post.
The cheese photos are not a metaphor you have to unpack. They’re just cheese. Gross, experimental cheese. If the site feels like a hodgepodge, that’s the point.
Cook a specimen when you feel like it. Fail loudly. Keep the good notes.
